The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 291 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.797 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 455 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,204 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, all beauty contests have been banned, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 291's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 291 is ranked 233,165^th in the world and 6,331^st in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.